If you’re like us, you’ve been doing a bit of wrestling this year. With knotty work problems. With a world that seems to be getting crazier by the minute. With what to buy for that hard-to-buy-for loved one. With your cat to get that pill down her throat before she claws off your arm.
We just wanted to let you know you’re not alone: Everybody we know is grappling with something. And we figured you could use some reinforcements. So we reached back into our childhood imaginations and decided to send you the best tag-team partners we could think of.
Not to take anything away from Hulk Hogan or Randy “Macho Man” Savage or Dick the Bruiser or Hacksaw Jim Duggan or Ted DiBiase the Million Dollar Man or the Honky Tonk Man or Bobo Brazil or Steve Austin or the Rock or the Junkyard Dog or Ravishing Rick Rude or Jerry “the King” Lawler or Mick Foley or Jake “the Snake” Roberts or the late, great Bobby “the Brain” Heenan. We think those guys would be pretty good wrestling partners, too. But we have especially warm places in our hearts for Nature Boy Ric Flair, the Ultimate Warrior, André the Giant, and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
In any case, Happy Holidays from all of us at Well Done. It’s an honor to get in the ring with you. We’re ready for all kinds of action in 2018.