I’M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM.

Everyone knows that red Starbursts are the best and yellow are the worst. But Berries & Cream Starburst, while never capable of dethroning red, are a powerhouse in their own right. This Starburst commercial from 15 years ago is a post-modern nightmare that tries to sell them to you. It will make you feel strange.

WHEN CARPET BILLBOARDS GET PROVOCATIVE.

If you’re driving around Oklahoma City any time soon, get ready for a seductive glance from a man trying to sell you competitively priced carpet. Just one look will tell you he’s all charged up—and I’m not talking about the static electricity. In all seriousness, I’ll bet he’s just trying to impress that cute girl from the one-hour photo place.